- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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