What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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good looking women

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Read a Book.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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ur an fagit

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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silver bullet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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