knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Nobody cares maddie!

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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