Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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