- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

ure mama's so fat

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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