Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's 9+10? 19

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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