- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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