What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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