What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

LO AND BEHOLD!

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why am I writing this...im bored

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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