What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Fine, ladies first.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

I am a mime

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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