Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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