- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

YOLO You only like Oreos

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

women's rights.

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