Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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