Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Nickelback

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Black people.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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irish man drinking john smiths

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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