When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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. . I am a whale

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Ross.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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Sloths

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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this website is a bad joke

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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