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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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