- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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