- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Donald Trump

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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