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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

the economy.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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