- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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