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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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The holocaust

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Nickelback

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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