- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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