Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

William wright is Gay

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

hi charles lattuca III

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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