Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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