How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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George W. Bush

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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