Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

thumb_up thumb_down -14

kill yourself....with a cigarette

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

thumb_up thumb_down -16

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops