Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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