Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Sam Hengal.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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