What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

this website is a bad joke

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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