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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

I went to school. Then I came home.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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