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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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