- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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