- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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