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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

The WPGA tour

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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