- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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