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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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