- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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