Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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