- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

Bitch

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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