What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Grace Ackerson

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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