Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Anti Joke

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