- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Yo Momma is not fat.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

oh hey.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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