- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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