- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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