- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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