Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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you see theres this guy.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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i have two hands.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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