Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Take part of what?

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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