- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

How old are you? 7

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

oh hey.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

vote this down and i will DOX you

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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