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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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