Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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