What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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