- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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