- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What is older than history?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Eric is gay Ha

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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