- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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