- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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