A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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well now

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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