Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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