why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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