- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

woman's lacrosse

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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