What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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