I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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