- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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