What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Christ is a conspiracy

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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