Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Massie is a fatass

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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It was the week of the school formal and a girl rang up her date and said I don't have a dress for the formal. He said ok the lets go out and buy one. So they went to the dress shop to buy one but the line was really, really long so they waited in the dress line for ages and ages until they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. As they did, the girl said well I suppose you need a suit, so they went to the suit shop, and again, the suit line was really long but they waited in the suit line and they finally got to the front, paid and walked out. Then the guy said, well if we want to go to the formal in style, then we will need a limo. So they went to the limo shop but the limo line was really long as well. But again, they waited in the limo line and they got to the front, paid and left. It was finally the night of the formal, she had her dress, he had his suit and they arrived in their limo. Everyone was having a great time and the the girl said to her partner, I'm a bit thirsty could you please get me a drink? So the guy went over to the drinks table and went to get a glass of punch but there was no punch line.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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