- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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