- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

I'm so punny.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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