This is an anti- joke

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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