why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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