- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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