How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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