- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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