- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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