- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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