- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

The Big Band Theory

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

AIDS

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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