- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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