If you have a stroke, call 000

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Male leadership.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Hello penis

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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