- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

whats white and sticky glue

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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