- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

YOU

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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