Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Who wants water? I do.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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