What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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bite me

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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