- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock!? . . No.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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