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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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