- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

i named my son Frodo because he was little

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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