- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's blue? The sky.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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