Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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