what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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