- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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