the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How about that airline food?

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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lol

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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