- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did? Yes

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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