What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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No antijoke here.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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