What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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