What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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I <3 Hitler

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What would Muhammed do?

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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