- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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