What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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Poop

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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bologna

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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