What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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