So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Swag.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Guest what? Dog

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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