- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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