How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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american idol

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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