- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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