- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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