Knock, Knock! Go away!

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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