Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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