A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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The WNBA

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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