What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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