- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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