What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Skinny people fart less.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Communism hehe xd

Robin, get in the car!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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