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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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