- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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