- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

N-E Pats never cheated

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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