The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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