- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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