- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Nothing. He made it home safely.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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