A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Wolfjob.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

mikey is cute

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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