How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

thumb_up thumb_down -24

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

okay so theres this guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

thumb_up thumb_down -24

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops