Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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