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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is older than history?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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