- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one plus one? two.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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