What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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