- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Women's Rights

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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