Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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