What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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