A:Knock Knock B:It's open

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why so serious ?

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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