Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

matt is fat

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Know what's funny? Jokes.

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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