Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

What's the new green? Green

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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