what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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what's up? my penis.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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