Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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