Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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