- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

the sky is green no it is not

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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