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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

My Nan, that is all.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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