Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Knock Knock! F*ck off

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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