- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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