- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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