What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

my egg roll

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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