What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Justin's life

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

what are three short words? i a am

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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