- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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