What would Muhammed do?

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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