Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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SHUT UP JP

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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