- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Justin beiber's penis

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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