- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

your brother so fine that hes skinney

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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