What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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