- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

i like it in the mouth

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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