Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what is orange? an orange

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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