what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Anti Joke

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