Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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