A midget walked under a bar.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

taking out the trash... at night

Jack Stevens

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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