- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Indians

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A baby seal walks into a club.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's half of 8? o

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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