- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

poop.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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