- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

whats green and lives in the water

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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