what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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