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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray