- Anti Joke

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.