- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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