- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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