- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Hello penis

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why? Because.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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