- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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