- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Pianos.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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