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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Your mom

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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