The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Your sex life.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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