- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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