what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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