a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Your sex life.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

"Knock knock" Come in!

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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