- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Poop...

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did the girl cry because she was raped

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