- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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