- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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