What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Kyle grund parker coffey

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

charlie sheen becomes sober.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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