- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

The WPGA tour

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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