- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Women's rights

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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